Demain les rats / Next be the rats #poem
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Une alarme m’a réveillée ,
ma Terre était en danger ,
c’est pas le temps de dormir ,
il fallait vraiment vite agir ,
.
mon prédécesseur décédé ,
avait oublié de me réveiller ,
alors tout avait vite déraillé ,
et je devais tout vite corriger ,
.,
sinon la fin allait alors arriver ,
toute vie serait bien terminée ,
car ma Terre était trop polluée ,
personne s’en était occupée ,
.
les imbéciles devant la cultiver ,
s’étaient bien trop vite multipliés ,
ma Terre était donc surpeuplée ,
les limites ils avaient dépassées ,
.
bientôt elle ne pourrait résister ,
son écosystème va s’effondrer ,
les imbéciles vont tous crever ,
à l’injustice ils vont avoir crié ,
.
mais je ne vais pas les écouter
car je vais tous les exterminer
puisqu’ils l’ont vraiment mérité
car ils n’ont pas su se contrôler
.
et avec quoi vais-je les remplacer
les dinosaures ça n’a pas marché
les chiens ailleurs ça a fonctionné
cependant les rats je vais essayer
.
les imbéciles un désert ont laissé
les rats devront d’abord les manger
ainsi ma Terre sera bien nettoyée
et donc très rapidement repeuplée
.
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An alarm woke Me up
my Earth was in danger
its is no time for sleeping
I had to act really quickly
.
my predecessor deceased
he forgot to wake me up
then everything had derailed
and I had to correct it rapidly
.
otherwise the end would be coming
and then all life would be over
because my Earth was too polluted
and nobody took care of it
.
the fools that was cultivating it
had multiplied far too quickly on it
my Earth was therefore overcrowded
its limits they had exceeded
.
soon its resistance will ended
its ecosystem will be collapsing
and the fools will all be die
to injustice they will had shouted
.
but I will not listen to them
all them I will be exterminating
since they really deserved it
because I couldn’t control them
.
but with what I will replace them
dinosaurs bad too, they turned
but dogs elsewhere it worked
however the rats I will try
.
these fools a desert they created
first the rats will have to eat them
so my Earth will be well cleaned
and therefore quickly repopulated
my Earth was in danger
its is no time for sleeping
I had to act really quickly
.
my predecessor deceased
he forgot to wake me up
then everything had derailed
and I had to correct it rapidly
.
otherwise the end would be coming
and then all life would be over
because my Earth was too polluted
and nobody took care of it
.
the fools that was cultivating it
had multiplied far too quickly on it
my Earth was therefore overcrowded
its limits they had exceeded
.
soon its resistance will ended
its ecosystem will be collapsing
and the fools will all be die
to injustice they will had shouted
.
but I will not listen to them
all them I will be exterminating
since they really deserved it
because I couldn’t control them
.
but with what I will replace them
dinosaurs bad too, they turned
but dogs elsewhere it worked
however the rats I will try
.
these fools a desert they created
first the rats will have to eat them
so my Earth will be well cleaned
and therefore quickly repopulated
.
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